This is, without a doubt, the best rap video of all time. One of my favourite lines ever is in this song, and until right now, I had no idea who really spit it. I'm actually ashamed of myself.
See if you can guess. Here's 3 clues :
1. This album came out in 1998. He didn't make it big till waaay later.
2. He really sucks now, but apparently didn't then.
3. The line is - "The shit'll happen so fast/the gat blast/left his brains on the glass/In a dash/I snatched the cash/and fled off in a flash"
Don't cheat. No googling. The quality isn't too great, but oh well, you should be able to figure it out. If you care, that is. BTW, Sticky on The Shield = cool.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
This will be random
It's been a while...I think it's drunken blog time! Here are 10 items in the life of Tim you probably don't give a fuck about:
1. Thanks for reading this. I'm really close to having 3000 views of my blog. This will be my 62nd entry. I either have 45+ people that read this shit religiously, 65+ that look at some of it, or 4 obsessive fans. That means you Juhl. Stop reading my shit everyday....it's not changing. Heh.
2. I said in my last blog that I would give some sorta mention to the person that come up with the best insult to my music choices. Mike won by default. I mentioned Juhl above...so there ya go. You're dumb though...give the Daughtry album a chance...it's actually really good. I still can't believe Jess just agreed with you, instead of coming up with something original (and stupid).
3. Speaking of bitch (Jess), we're goin on a trip! Early may....Cabo, La Paz, San Diego, and Sacramento. As much as I hate being nice to him, he is pretty damn entertaining to travel with...so in less than 2 months, you'll get blogs worth reading! And maybe I'll get to see Talia. : )
I MIGHT go away before that...but don't count on it. I'm poor. If I threw a paypal thing somewhere on this page, would you donate to my travels?
4. I was standing outside of Joyce skytrain station today, waiting for Shawn to pick me up. He was late, as usual. Anyways, I had 25 minutes to listen to those annoying beeping sounds that alert blind people that it's okay to cross the street. You know what? FUCK THE BLIND. Those sounds are annoying!! Like their guidedog can't see a Cavalier bearing down on them, COME ON. Why am I saying this? Cuz I can pretty much guarantee no blind person is gonna read this. Unless there's some new braille monitor I don't know about.
5. The new Sevendust album is fucking amazing. Ballads? NYET! All super heavy guitar rock, all the way, bitches. The way it was meant to be.
6. My sister is doing fine. 2 more treatments. They're working. Stop asking.
7. My dad is more than likely going to buy a summer place outside of Edmonton soon. This means I have this place to myself from April-September (with half the rent paid), AND I have a killer vacation spot. He's taking Pollux...but hey, that's fair enough. It guarantees I'll visit. Anyone else wanna go to a lake in the middle of nowhere, full of 20-something drunken granddaughters? I THOUGHT SO. The signup sheet is on my front door. First come, first served.
8. You'll never believe who offered me a job today. It made Kam and Shawn laugh hysterically...which was my reaction when I originally read the letter. Who is this magical employer, you ask?
The Coast Guard. Yes, they think I would be suitable to defend the shores of our country.
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
They even want me to go to school for 4 years in Sydney, Nova Scotia before I'm even a "Coast Guarder". I can just imagine the jokes this invokes. "What boat could hold your fat ass?" "You know there's no drinking in Coast Guard College, right tubby?" "Where's Nova Scotia?" (The last one is Kam...forgive him, he's not from this country).
9. Play 30-50 games of poker w/ Shawn, and you'll start calling him Mike "The Mouth" Matusow too. "WAAAH....that was a horrible call! You're terrible! WAAAH". It's funny.
10. I could only come up with 9. It's 3:20AM, I have 2 caesars and a corona to drink, and season 5 of The Shield to watch. See Ya.
Read. Comment. Show love. Tell your friends. Yeah.
1. Thanks for reading this. I'm really close to having 3000 views of my blog. This will be my 62nd entry. I either have 45+ people that read this shit religiously, 65+ that look at some of it, or 4 obsessive fans. That means you Juhl. Stop reading my shit everyday....it's not changing. Heh.
2. I said in my last blog that I would give some sorta mention to the person that come up with the best insult to my music choices. Mike won by default. I mentioned Juhl above...so there ya go. You're dumb though...give the Daughtry album a chance...it's actually really good. I still can't believe Jess just agreed with you, instead of coming up with something original (and stupid).
3. Speaking of bitch (Jess), we're goin on a trip! Early may....Cabo, La Paz, San Diego, and Sacramento. As much as I hate being nice to him, he is pretty damn entertaining to travel with...so in less than 2 months, you'll get blogs worth reading! And maybe I'll get to see Talia. : )
I MIGHT go away before that...but don't count on it. I'm poor. If I threw a paypal thing somewhere on this page, would you donate to my travels?
4. I was standing outside of Joyce skytrain station today, waiting for Shawn to pick me up. He was late, as usual. Anyways, I had 25 minutes to listen to those annoying beeping sounds that alert blind people that it's okay to cross the street. You know what? FUCK THE BLIND. Those sounds are annoying!! Like their guidedog can't see a Cavalier bearing down on them, COME ON. Why am I saying this? Cuz I can pretty much guarantee no blind person is gonna read this. Unless there's some new braille monitor I don't know about.
5. The new Sevendust album is fucking amazing. Ballads? NYET! All super heavy guitar rock, all the way, bitches. The way it was meant to be.
6. My sister is doing fine. 2 more treatments. They're working. Stop asking.
7. My dad is more than likely going to buy a summer place outside of Edmonton soon. This means I have this place to myself from April-September (with half the rent paid), AND I have a killer vacation spot. He's taking Pollux...but hey, that's fair enough. It guarantees I'll visit. Anyone else wanna go to a lake in the middle of nowhere, full of 20-something drunken granddaughters? I THOUGHT SO. The signup sheet is on my front door. First come, first served.
8. You'll never believe who offered me a job today. It made Kam and Shawn laugh hysterically...which was my reaction when I originally read the letter. Who is this magical employer, you ask?
The Coast Guard. Yes, they think I would be suitable to defend the shores of our country.
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA.
They even want me to go to school for 4 years in Sydney, Nova Scotia before I'm even a "Coast Guarder". I can just imagine the jokes this invokes. "What boat could hold your fat ass?" "You know there's no drinking in Coast Guard College, right tubby?" "Where's Nova Scotia?" (The last one is Kam...forgive him, he's not from this country).
9. Play 30-50 games of poker w/ Shawn, and you'll start calling him Mike "The Mouth" Matusow too. "WAAAH....that was a horrible call! You're terrible! WAAAH". It's funny.
10. I could only come up with 9. It's 3:20AM, I have 2 caesars and a corona to drink, and season 5 of The Shield to watch. See Ya.
Read. Comment. Show love. Tell your friends. Yeah.
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