Update

Hello people. Magically, I'm still alive. I'm not gonna type out a trip story right now, basically cuz I'm not shitfaced. (Yes, I am occasionally not shitfaced). I'm a lot more creative when I'm bombed. And I'm in the Nashville Public Library, which only gives you a half hour of internet time. Since I spent the first 15 minutes trying to print out my Penguins/Rangers tickets for saturday in Steel Town, I only have 15 minutes left to type. You wondering why it took me 15 minutes to print something? Here's what I had to do:

1. Get login/password from woman at desk.

2. Use login/password on computer at front to have a time and computer assigned to me....even though there's no one here.

3. Go to computer, enter 4 things of info, get access to net.

4. Check mail, print tickets. But...they don't print, even though I'm sitting next to a printer.

5. Go ask front desk lady what the dilly is. She says my request was sent to the "printing station" so I have to go to THAT computer and print it.

6. Go to that computer. It requires a card.

7. Go back to lady to ask about this card. She tells me that it costs a dollar, and the machine is ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LIBRARY. Why you ask? I've got no fucking idea. Welcome to the dirty south.

8. Go buy card.

9. Come back to printing station, and FINALLY get my tickets.

10. Type this all out, which used up the rest of my internet time.

For those of you who haven't been informed about my itinerary yet....I went to Denver for 4 days (2 with Morgan). I'm now in Nashville, where I have been for 3 days. Tomorrow, I leave for Chicago, for 1 day. Then Pittsburgh for 1 day, Boston for 2 days, and NYC for 3 days. I'll probably have lotsa time to type in Boston, since my Bruins tickets didn't come in the mail in fucking time.

Anyways, peace out....email me if ya bored.