Let's see...what's happened since my last blog?
I went to Squamish last friday night. Blacky, Sonny G, Kam, Sang, and I. It was good fun. Didn't end up goin to the bar, cuz we're lazy. Just a lot of poker, NHL 06, and drinking. Kam and Blacky arguing. Sonny G was scared of a spider the size of a penny, if that. Sang was kept awake all night by me "double dog daring" Kam to keep waking her up. Kam fell in love with a burrito at 4:30AM. I broke a toilet.
Yeah, you read that right...I broke a toilet. Don't ask.
Saturday we came back, watched the Suns/Lakers game at Blackys, then Gargs and I went to Sammy J's in North Van. Sang's best friend is the manager there, and it was her birthday. It was 37 brown people...and me n Jeff. At first, it was...awkward. But we knew a few people there (me more than Jeff), so were able to loosen up a bit after a few drinks. Jeff was attracting quite a lot of attention...from the birthday girl, and from more than one guy. Yeah, guy. It was hilarious. Jeff thought we were full of shit, till me and Nick pointed out the men that were eye-raping him. Not one man....not two...but THREE. He was verrry uncomfortable. Which made it all the more entertaining. On the other hand, the waitresses there are totally gorgeous, and one of Sang's cousins is a goddess. So we definitely had lotsa stuff to distract ourselves with all night. It was good fun.
Not much has happened since then. Lotsa excellent hockey games, and lack of sleep due to overtimes. Crystal is seriously my hero for giving me extra sleeping time. I'd be a zombie if I had to get up at 5AM every morning during the playoffs.
Average poker playing, till last night, when I lost big. Luckily, I made most of it back today.
I might become a team leader at work again. Dunno what's gonna happen. Just have to wait and see.
A half hour ago, I went to the fridge for a corona, opened the fridge door, and thought:
"Sweet, it's 7:30PM, and I have 4 beer left."
2 minutes ago, I go to the fridge for a corona, opened the fridge door, and thought:
"FUCK! I only have 3 beer left! And it's only 8PM!"
What the hell is the matter with me?
Tucker Max will make you cry. Not in a bad way...in a "I'm laughing so hard I'm crying" kinda way. Don't believe me? Check it out: www.tuckermax.com
On the other hand...there is only one thing that has made me laugh harder than Tucker Max this week. That person? Will Wright. http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/how_a_crew_of_royal_screw-ups_took_down_a-list_hollywood.phtml
http://www.whoiswillwright.com/
Why is Will Wright relevant to anything? Cuz...I've met him. Multiple times. He's from Blaine. My friends went to school with him. Hell, one of my friends lives with his sister! That's why it's funny!
Tomorrow sounds like the usual. Work...Shark Club/Poker....Laskos....sleep. Saturday? Who knows.
Apparently I look exactly like an LA Clipper. Guess which one.
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