Next Trip

I guess that was a misleading title, cuz I'm not actually referring to my "next trip". I'm referring to...the trip after the trip after the next trip. Here's my schedule:

1. Friday-monday: Vegas. Helicopter trip to the Grand Canyon. I might die, which makes the rest of this stuff sorta outta the question.

2. Dec 23rd-26th: Jasper, via 20 hour train ride, with Len. The train sells booze. We might get thrown off before we get there. If this happens, it will be Christmas in a bar in Blue River. Or Valemount. Or something.

3. The real purpose of this blog. From May 10th-28th I'm will be in....
Wait for it...

New Zealand! And the Cook Islands!

I just booked the whole thing, and got a pretty good fucking deal on it, if I do say so myself. It's gonna rule. I'm ridiculously hyped, as you can probably tell.

Now, I just have to convince people to come with. If I can't, it's all good...I'm cool with goin myself. If I can, it'll save me money on hotels. So, if anyone wants to go to the land o' Kiwis and hobbits, let me know!