What what?

First off, sorry bout the last blog entry. Well, I'm not gonna lie...I wasn't sober. I dunno what gave that away...perhaps my continual reference to the Stoli I was drinkin....but anyways, I know it didn't make much sense. I apologize for that. It seemed kinda witty at the time....but it didn't translate to the sober world all that well.

I do have to say one thing though....if people expect me to write these things sober all the time, they're gonna be verrry bored. So....buckle up.

Really, there's not a whole lot to say about my life lately. I got EI. I get 1400 a month to sit around and do nothing. I'm really good at doing nothing, so I intend to do it as long as possible. The government decided June was my deadline. I beg to differ.

Other than being at Jen's most of December, I really haven't done a whole lot with my time off. My plan was (and is) to travel as much as possible. C'mon people, I know you need somethin to read...I'm not gonna let you down. I just don't have the bank to do as much as I did before.

So, here's my plan.

If you don't live in Greater Vancouver, and are willing to put up an angry drunken giraffe...I wanna hear from ya.

You put me up for next to nothing....and....

I promise you endless entertainment, worldwide acclaim (cuz everyone reads my blog...ya heard?), and I'll clean up after myself. Most of the time.

Good deal, right? RIGHT?.

Okay....and we're back. Don't worry, we're not going down the same confusing path as the last blog. That was my only tangent of the night.

The last week and has been eventful for me. The sunday before last (Jan 14th), I went out with Len, Rob Milo, and Shawn. Yes, Shawn...he's back from Mexico. After 5 bars, 10 hours, and 250 bucks, I made it home safely. Shawn fell asleep in his car at a skytrain station. Len took an 80 dollar cabride back to Maple Ridge. Rob didn't even make it till 9:30. I figure I got off light with a 30 dollar cabride and not much of a hangover. BTW, the bouncers at the Buffalo Club are very nice to guys that are bigger than them...they let me do anything I wanted. Which involved sticking three chairs in the middle of the dance floor to watch hockey hilights with Len and some random girl, apparently. Oops.

I took it easy monday and tuesday. Watched hockey and The Shield, took Pollux for long walks, hung with dad....usual shit. Canucks shut out the Habs. Yes Jess, the Habs lost. They do that a lot.

Wednesday, played some poker with Shawn, Kam, and Sonny G. Won 40 bucks. Shawn will pay me someday. Waitress at Woodys doesn't like us anymore.

Thursday...Evanescence and Stone Sour. I tell everyone Corey Taylor is the best frontman you'll ever see. He proved it that night. He even called out George Bush before singing Come What (Ever) May...if you go back bout 15 blogs, you'll find the lyrics. Their set was short, but awesome.

Nothing compared to Amy though. My god....Len kept waving his hand in front of my face, cuz I was totally stunned. Besides being beyond hot, her voice was totally incredible. Way better than I ever imagined live. Lisa got hit in the face with a guitar pic, and gave it to me. Ever since, my luck has been awesome. It was an awesome night. Oh yeah, the canucks won 2-1 over Ottawa. Right cuz?

Friday was recovery day from the concert, and the Buffalo/Vancouver PPV at Dannys. Tough way to lose, but Sabourin played really good. And yes, homos....I did choose to watch the game at Danny's over playing poker with y'all at the OT. Get over it, geez.

Saturday was Karanoke. I know I spelled it wrong. That's how Danny pronounces it, and it sorta stuck. Me, Lisa, Jim, Shawn, Danny and Meadd showed up. Danny dedicated the first song to me for some reason, and decided to sing...the Backstreet Boys. Bastard. He was really horrible at it though, so it was funny. Next up, he changed all the lyrics to Barenaked Ladies "If I Had A Million Dollars". Most of you know Danny...you can guess how funny it was. I won 135 on pulltabs....and that covered my bill. How convenient.

Sunday was watching football with dad. Today, I managed to win 300 at the casino, playin caribbean stud. Then go to Woodys and Mugs w/ Shawn. Between my lucky toque (right Jeanette?) and my now my lucky Evanescence guitar pick...I can't lose.

There, you're caught up. Will you leave me alone for a few days now? You people make me feel sorry for celebrities...I didn't realize my life was in the public eye so much. I know I'm an internet icon now, but please...I need SOME privacy. : )

I'll be travelling soon, don't worry. These blogs will become much more interesting.