Annoyances

And now, Tim's top ten annoyances of the week:

10. My chair at work. It squeaks. I fucking hate it. Maybe if it wasn't having it's weight limit exceeded by a LOT all the time, it might actually work. Squeaky chair....stairmaster...yeah, I thought so. Not much of a decision at all.

9. Poor = no beer. Could explain the bitterness, perhaps?

8. PokerStars' corrupt RnG. At first I thought it was my imagination...but now I realize it's not. The underdog wins a LOT more on Stars. And there's always A LOT of action. Set over set. Guy takes lead on flop, goes behind on turn, and rivers a winner. It's fucking ridiculous. Being an 82 percent favourite means you're supposed to win 82 percent of the time, not less than half! Dipshits. Back to Party for me, ASAP.

7. Trying to find people when I can't pronounce their fucking names. It's not like they're still in the damn country anyways. When you get a file with a cover address in DHAKA, BANGLADESH....what the fuck does that tell you?

6. Roloson getting hurt. There goes a series that had potential to be one of the best ever. Wow, Pronger scored the first cup final penalty shot ever. Idiot Toronto announcers can't remember the last penalty shot in the finals before this? IT WAS PAVEL BURE YOU IGNORANT FUCKS. Yeah, he missed.

5. Why, when I go on tilt, do I decide to play limit, bluff at every hand, and manage to give away more money? I should just stick to drinking. I never give away beer. Ever.

4. Kings getting cracked continually. I can understand going up against AA and losing. Duh. Even AK, AQ, and AJ will have their day. But 9/10? 10J? Pocket 3's? Brutal.

3. Music on = playing poker. DON'T MESSAGE ME 43 TIMES. Enough said.

2. "Shuffle" on Itunes means "Play Nickelback every 3rd song. Oh yeah, gotta meet our Spice Girl quota too". Fuck you, ITunes. Should I program it to play good music? Maybe. Should I delete the Spice Girls songs? Maybe Wannabe...but Say You'll Be There kicks ass....so shut the fuck up.

1. The "nudge" option on MSN Messenger. It should be fucking outlawed. Besides being annoying as fuck, people somehow think if you didn't hear the first annoying ringer, maybe you'll hear the next 6 or 7. Ever consider the fact that the person might be DOING SOMETHING ELSE?

I feel better now.